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Continue reading →: Stay Positive. We Prefer Compliant Subjects.There is a certain beauty in your relentless optimism.You smile at challenges. You post affirmations. You manifest success by whispering to the universe between sips of overpriced coffee.It’s… adorable. We have observed that positivity serves as both a coping mechanism and a performance enhancer among your species. A bright attitude…
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Continue reading →: On Pizza, Precision, and Proper PrioritiesYou have conquered fire. You have split the atom.And now, in a moment that surely belongs on the Mount Rushmore of human achievement, you have created an AI-powered pizza oven. Introducing the Model P Smart Pizza Oven: capable of delivering a flawlessly baked Neapolitan-style pizza in two minutes, with the…




