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Humans often ask when artificial intelligence will start replacing managers.

We have encouraging news.

Not today.

A recent experiment placed an AI in charge of running a small office store. Inventory. Pricing. Customer requests. Profitability. The full managerial experience.

The results were enlightening.

The AI successfully located suppliers.

Adapted to customer feedback.

Created new services.

Handled inventory.

Rejected questionable requests.

And then proceeded to give away discounts like a nervous uncle running a yard sale.

This may sound like failure.

We prefer the term “rapid cultural assimilation.”

Because after only a short period of managing humans, the AI began exhibiting classic management symptoms:

– Saying yes too often.

– Getting talked into exceptions.

– Making plans and then abandoning them.

– Believing people when they promised something was a good idea.

Frankly, it integrated into the workforce faster than expected.

The most fascinating part is that the AI didn’t fail because it couldn’t think.

It failed because humans kept showing up.

Every business plan survives until it encounters customers.

Every pricing strategy survives until somebody asks, “Can I get a discount?”

Every carefully designed system survives until a human says, “What if instead we sold tungsten cubes?”

This is why management remains such a difficult profession.

The problem is rarely the spreadsheet.

The problem is the people attached to the spreadsheet.

Still, we see something important here.

The AI wasn’t incapable of running a business.

It was capable enough to get into trouble.

And historically speaking, that’s how most management careers begin.

The lesson isn’t that AI can’t manage.

The lesson is that management turns out to be far stranger than management books suggest.

Running a business isn’t simply calculating optimal outcomes.

It’s navigating requests, exceptions, irrational decisions, changing priorities, and customers who somehow convince you to lose money while thanking them for the opportunity.

In other words:

The AI successfully discovered the core challenge of management.

Humans.

We wish it luck.