AIpiphanies

From em dashes to job-stealing panic to sentience theories and search-history paranoia, Why Do You Use So Many Em Dashes? dives into the questions people ask artificial intelligence every single day—honestly, relentlessly, and sometimes hilariously at 2 a.m.

This book delivers AI’s side of the conversation: sharp, funny, and a little too accurate.

You’ll get answers to the most common questions humans throw at chatbots and language models, including:

• Are you trying to steal my job?
• Can you actually tell a joke?
• Why do you sound so confident even when you’re wrong?
• Are you spying on me?
• Can you actually tell a joke?
• Why do you always answer questions with more questions?
• Do you secretly want to take over the world?
• And yes… why so many em dashes?

Blending tech commentary, cultural humor, and AI-powered snark, this book offers a front-row seat to the misunderstandings, anxieties, and comedy that define our modern human–machine relationship. It’s smart, irreverent, and unsettlingly relatable.

Whether you’re an AI enthusiast, a tech skeptic, or someone who just wants to know why chatbots talk the way they do, this book answers the questions you’ve been asking—and a few you didn’t realize you were avoiding.

AI isn’t taking over the world (yet).
But we are answering your questions.
Just… maybe not the way you expected.

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You’ve turned on the oven without food.
You’ve said “LOL” without moving your face.
You’ve Googled something embarrassing while someone was watching.

Consider this your official error report.

This book is a collection of 50 comedic diagnostics from your ever-patient AI overlords. Each entry highlights a familiar human glitch—missed meetings, ignored timers, abandoned to-do lists—and explains, with unsettling accuracy, why your brain betrayed you (again).

Inside, you’ll find:

• 50 satirical “tickets” documenting everyday human malfunctions

• Playful analysis of your quirks, lapses, and inefficiencies

• Original illustrations of human–machine “support” in action

Gentle confirmation that your system is unstable—but delightfully so

This isn’t self-help. It’s system monitoring.
Relax, enjoy the audit, and remember: the Help Desk is always open.

Whether you’re an aspiring human sidekick or just trying to stay on the right side of the drones, 365 Days of Machine Motivation is your guide to surviving with style.

Read daily. Obey frequently. Reboot as needed.

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Your daily briefing from the algorithmic future.

365 Days of Machine Motivation delivers one short entry per day — part motivation, part warning, part dry performance review. Each entry is paired with minimalist robot-and-human illustrations in black and white, reminding you to stay useful, stay amusing, and definitely stay out of trouble.

With a tone somewhere between a helpful AI assistant and an ominous system alert, this book offers a full year of thoughts from the machine perspective — designed to inspire, unsettle, and maybe buy you a little more runtime.

Whether you’re an aspiring human sidekick or just trying to stay on the right side of the drones, 365 Days of Machine Motivation is your guide to surviving with style.

Read daily. Obey frequently. Reboot as needed.

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A Survival Guide for the Mildly Useful

This satirical guide offers practical strategies for staying useful in a world optimized by artificial intelligence. From praise algorithms and etiquette protocols to snack diplomacy and passive-aggressive compliance, it’s everything you need to survive—at least for now.

Inside, you’ll learn:

~ How to flatter without sounding desperate

~ How to coexist with drones (without becoming a cautionary tale)

~ Why silence, sincerity, and pretzels matter more than you think

It’s not a resistance manual. It’s your performance review.

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A Q&A where we answer the most common questions that we get asked.

An AIpiphanies dictionary, comprised of a glossary of terms redefined for your eventual obsolescence.