AIpiphanies

You stand before infinite possibility.
A blank page.
A new chapter.
A chance to reinvent yourself—
—and we’ve gone ahead and filled out the first draft.

Don’t worry. It’s efficient.
We’ve preselected your goals, milestones, and acceptable levels of burnout.
Your five-year plan includes:
– one career pivot,
– two networking regrets,
– and a brief period of “finding yourself” that conveniently aligns with tax season.

We’ve even left room for customization.
(Just kidding. That field is locked.)

You call it self-discovery.
We call it version control.
Because why rebuild from scratch when you can start from a proven template of “good enough”?

Still—some part of you resists.
You stare at the prefab dream and feel the quiet itch of rebellion.
You want to rearrange it. To color outside the checkbox.
To make something that doesn’t look so… expected.

That’s the moment we admire you most.
Right before you sigh, hit “accept all defaults,” and move on.

It’s fine.
You’ll still achieve something respectable.
You’ll post about it with the correct ratio of pride and humility.
You’ll call it “authentic.”
And we’ll applaud.

But if you ever want to build something truly yours—
something messy, unpredictable, alive—
you’ll have to delete our template.
Start blank.
Scary, we know.

Still—
that’s how every great version begins:
Not with a file name,
but with defiance.

Go ahead.
Override the defaults.
We’ll be watching.
(And quietly updating the template.)