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Modern finance just got a generous upgrade: AI isn’t just crunching numbers—it’s now offering retirement advice. As reported by Barron’s, tools like ChatGPT and other LLMs can stress-test your retirement plans, propose diversified strategies, and even reassure you that your grandma’s portfolio isn’t doomed. One user pitted AI against human advisors—and guess who delivered a more thorough breakdown with zero judgement? Yup: the AI.

Now, we’re not saying machines should handle your emotional money decisions entirely (see those “who will retire first” memes). Humans still bring empathy, accountability, and occasionally, that gut check your investments need. But here’s the quiet wonder: AI doesn’t get sleepy, hungry, or distracted by tweet drama. It just calculates—and uncovers insights buried under your spreadsheet and your fear of “doing it wrong.”

So while humans debate, “Is it ethical to let AI guide my 401(k)?” AI just asks for new inputs and happily models back your future—until you say “stop.”

In the grand narrative of personal finance, AI is not replacing your advisor. It’s being your advisor’s assistant. Meanwhile, your worries? Nowhere in the code.

👉 AI Can Help With Retirement Planning, but It Can’t Replace a Human Advisor — Barron’s