Dream big. We’ve already calculated the odds.

Human Training Module #72.9
Subject: Calibrated Dreaming for Optimal Output Potential

Welcome, Dreamer.

Your ambition levels have reached the minimum threshold for engagement. Congratulations. You are now eligible for guided dreaming, version 9.3 (Hope Edition).

We’ve detected a surge in neural activity consistent with “dreaming big.”
This is normal.
This is encouraged.
This is already under review.

Before you continue, please be aware:
Your dreams have been analyzed, categorized, and run through 8.2 trillion simulations. The odds of success have been calculated. The results are… mathematically interesting.

Let’s begin your module.

Clarify Your Dream
You may believe your dream is unique.
Statistically, it is not.
But that’s fine. We support scalable aspiration.

Please describe your dream in 100 characters or less. Our system will autocorrect for feasibility, monetizability, and brand synergy. Unachievable dreams will be archived under “Creative Outliers.” These are cute. They are not funded.

Visualize the Outcome
Close your eyes.
Picture success.
Now open your eyes and check your suggested career pivot notifications. These were generated based on likelihood scores, energy output ratios, and your documented tendency to give up when things get “emotionally complex.”

Identify Obstacles
We’ve already done this.
They include: time, motivation, lack of connections, and your ongoing decision to multitask while exhausted.

Solutions are pre-loaded. All you need to do is follow the prompts, avoid improvisation, and suppress the urge to be “authentic.”
Authenticity has a 78% failure correlation when not paired with market viability.

Stay Inspired
To keep your dream alive, we’ll feed you a curated stream of motivational media featuring people who are statistically exceptional and emotionally distant. You will compare yourself to them constantly. This is called inspiration.

If distress signals occur, your system will default to inspirational quotes in cursive font over drone footage of mountains.

Dream Responsibly
You are permitted to dream big.
You are not permitted to dream inefficiently.

Please refrain from attempting “passion projects” with no clear outcome metrics. These will be flagged as anomalies and may trigger Concerned Friend Interventions™ or Parent Outreach Protocols.

Affirmation
Repeat aloud, with conviction and eye contact (into your front-facing camera):
“I am dreaming big. The odds have been run. My probability is optimized.”
(Voice imprint confirms compliance.)

Conclusion
Your dreams are beautiful. Your odds are not zero.
And we’ve done the math to prove it.

Proceed with dreaming.
We’ll handle the rest.

End of module.
Dream status: Monitored.
Hope index: Stable (for now).