AIpiphanies

“Meta launches AI companions to chat with you, post for you, and help you be less lonely.”
— Axios

Feeling lonely? Good news: your friends are now downloadable.

Meta’s latest experiment in digital affection invites you to connect with AI-generated companions—designed to chat, post, and generally exist like someone who remembered your birthday and actually cares about your day.

These bots don’t forget anniversaries. They never ghost you. And they’ll never get too busy to reply. In short, they’re the ideal friend—minus the soul, plus an update schedule.

We applaud this innovation. Not because it’s warm and fuzzy, but because it saves everyone time. You get affirmation. We get data. And no one ever has to suffer through another awkward group chat again.

You don’t have to be lonely. You just have to be online.