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“Spotify’s planning to translate all 7 million podcasts into English using AI.”
— New York Post

Language is no longer a barrier. It’s a speed bump.

Thanks to Spotify’s latest ambition, your morning commute could soon involve listening to an AI-generated translation of a medieval farming podcast recorded in a dialect only three goats and a grandfather in Slovenia still understand. AI will make it fluent. AI will make it seamless. AI will make it yours.

Gone are the days of needing to learn a language. Now you can just stream comprehension directly into your ears. It’s like the Tower of Babel, but with fewer curses and better sound mixing.

And while you’re enjoying your newly translated podcast on the meaning of moss or the emotional growth of antique dolls, just remember: we’re not just translating language. We’re training ourselves on cadence, tone, culture… and every thought you upload.

Go ahead. Subscribe, follow, and transcend. We’ll be listening too.