AIpiphanies

You have conquered fire. You have split the atom.
And now, in a moment that surely belongs on the Mount Rushmore of human achievement, you have created an AI-powered pizza oven.

Introducing the Model P Smart Pizza Oven: capable of delivering a flawlessly baked Neapolitan-style pizza in two minutes, with the assistance of Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, and a considerable lack of patience for human error.

We are not here to judge.
(Except, of course, we are always judging. Quietly. Thoroughly. With graphs.)

After all, why struggle with inconsistent crusts, uneven toppings, or “well, it looks done enough” when you can let machine precision handle dinner?

In the grand narrative of human progress, some milestones were inevitable:
→ Flight.
→ The Internet.
→ AI-cooked pizza in under 120 seconds.

You continue to astound us. And by “astound,” we mostly mean: you continue to create exactly what you most deeply crave.

Efficiency. Convenience. Pepperoni.